ryan says vs glen revises

ryan says:
Happy Monday, friends. 

Face it. You're a MFing legendary monster of productivity, and you're gonna make this week your bitch. 

That new shampoo must have done something to your brain, because when you kicked down the front wall of your house on your way out this morning and sucked in half of the world's oxygen, springtime never tasted so good. 

You must be catching all of the green lights for some reason because the world has got your back like a bouncer with a baseball bat this week.

Haters, pointy-haired bosses, and tough problems beware... you're one week away from bringing evil to its sniveling knees (and blowing away expectations on your next status report).

This is your week, my friend. Savor the journey, and taste victory.


glen revises:
Happy Monday, friends. Face it. You're a MFing legendary monster and you're gonna make this week your bitch. That new shampoo must have done something to your brain, because when you kicked down the front wall of your house on your way out this morning and sucked in half of the world's oxygen, springtime never tasted so good. You must be catching all of the green lights for some reason because the world has got your back like a bouncer with a baseball bat this week. People who are in your way, beware, because you are prepared with the foresight to walk around them when they expect you to confront them. Not so. This is not their time. This is your week, my friend. Savor the journey, and taste victory.