Monday, February 22, 2016

Michael Comes to Miami Beach

Well, Glen and Omar have been on Miami Beach for 13 months now and tomorrow Michael is coming down to pay homage to how great we are.

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

a turn whatever

so glen is homelessly living with omar and ryan is homelessly living with Michael.

what the heck,

glen this year is down something like $350K maybe?
omar is down like $200K

I'm sure that ryan and Michael are doing better...

who knows,

prediction: nobody cares

Monday, August 18, 2014

Glen goes 1,217 mi and is now living with omar, a car mechanic, his gf, and a stinky pooch

yeah... now ryan and michael are living together and glen and omar have teamed up in our base in houston texas.

the heat is on. glen and omar are going to come out out of the gates with some serious developments

Saturday, July 19, 2014

July 2014 update - Ryan and Michael Take the Lead!!!


YTD running totals: Glen down over 50%, or something like $250K
Omar is down like $150K, or 100%
Ryan scores his first big month and is now getting paid to service his own ideas
Michael is doing google analytics and kicking butt in all areas of life







Wednesday, April 16, 2014

haha, oh how fun-knee

"Hi, I'm GB and I lost all of my money because I trusted the Chinese to not defraud foreign investors."

"Hi, I'm OL, and I lost all my money because I trusted a homeless drug addict to make financial decisions on my behalf."

--- written by glen and omar, glen is writing the ryan and michael things.

"Hi, I'm RS, and I never had any money but I live on a budget that is less than that of a homeless man as I try to build turnkey websites that may eventually be worth something."

"Hi, I'm MS, and I work part time on startup stuff, and the rest of my time goes to working for someone else to pay for my excessively wasteful lifestyle, no matter, I've got it made in the shade baby!"

my kyrpotine

anyway, nobody reads this, but eventually they will, fun-knee

Monday, April 7, 2014

ryan says vs glen revises

ryan says:
Happy Monday, friends. 

Face it. You're a MFing legendary monster of productivity, and you're gonna make this week your bitch. 

That new shampoo must have done something to your brain, because when you kicked down the front wall of your house on your way out this morning and sucked in half of the world's oxygen, springtime never tasted so good. 

You must be catching all of the green lights for some reason because the world has got your back like a bouncer with a baseball bat this week.

Haters, pointy-haired bosses, and tough problems beware... you're one week away from bringing evil to its sniveling knees (and blowing away expectations on your next status report).

This is your week, my friend. Savor the journey, and taste victory.



glen revises:
Happy Monday, friends. Face it. You're a MFing legendary monster and you're gonna make this week your bitch. That new shampoo must have done something to your brain, because when you kicked down the front wall of your house on your way out this morning and sucked in half of the world's oxygen, springtime never tasted so good. You must be catching all of the green lights for some reason because the world has got your back like a bouncer with a baseball bat this week. People who are in your way, beware, because you are prepared with the foresight to walk around them when they expect you to confront them. Not so. This is not their time. This is your week, my friend. Savor the journey, and taste victory.

Sunday, April 6, 2014

april update... shtf for omar

yeah.. still no idea what ryan and michael are doing... but they have a promising website of sorts, here is a link to that:
http://www.armoursuits.com/

meanwhile omar is running out of money... i think he is finally getting nervous because he is realizing that he needs to sell in order to stay in business.. good grief.

i have no idea what michael is doing except basically accomodating the smith..

and then i probably lost like $20K friday, etc. etc... and due to laws i can't really talk about what i am doing in any extended detail but basically i'm going to capitol hill this next week to lobby in support of the 30 year mortgage.